Occasionally there are links to press releases which I normally ignore.
However when this blurb showed up in my inbox I couldn’t ignore it.
“RestoreMax™ Penis Skin Care Treatment Seduces Exxotica Convention
PR.com (press release) – Levittown,NY,USA
… the makers of the first penis skin treatment cream, RestoreMax™, made their first public appearance at the Exxotica Convention in Miami Beach, FL, …”
I clicked on the link and was rewarded with a press release that unabashedly gushed about the reception that RestoreMax™ Penis Skin Care Treatment received at the recent Exxotica Convention on Miami Beach.
Apparently American men haven’t been treating their “junk” properly and RestoreMax™ was created to solve that problem.
Michael Dugan of RestoreMax™ summed up the weekend this way:
“It was amazing to be able to interact with people and explain to them why penis skin care is so important. We gave out samples, and had a wonderful time talking about penis skin care.”
As press releases go it was fairly standard stuff and a little dry… you could have substituted the name of any product: “It was amazing to be able to interact with people and explain to them why
penis skin care the Garden Weasel™ is so important. We gave out samples, and had a wonderful time talking about penis skin care proper mulching techniques.
I wanted more; much more. So I typed in the link provided by the press release
and found myself on this page.
I was hooked. Before me was a wealth of information.
Who knew of the dangers that “my package” faces on a daily basis?
“When you think about it, the skin on your penis is subjected to constant punishment. Scratchy pants, tight underwear, the heat of daily activities, and shower after shower can leave the skin of your penis rough, irritated, dry, sore, and chafed.“
“The lifelong cycle of getting hard, shrinking, and rising to the occasion over and over again puts demands on your penis that no other skin on your body must endure.”
Who knew?? My only question is: Was the person who wrote this able to do it without bursting out laughing every 30 seconds?
And all of this can be alleviated for just $19. for a 30-day supply? Worth it at twice the price!
Restoremax; I think I speak for all American men when I say: “Thank you!”